Hold On To Your Beards: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Wines Are Real

11/04/2013 at 05:34 PM ET

Duck Dynasty Wines
Courtesy Trinchero Estates

Red red wine may make you feel so fine—but what about redneck wine?

You’ll be able to find out when the first bottles of Duck Commander Wines, the latest venture from Duck Dynasty‘s Robertson family, are released this month. (The labels are camo-patterned—like you’re surprised.)

If you’re still laughing about Willie Robertson and the gang’s ill-fated attempt at grape-stomping during the first season, don’t worry: The clan has teamed up with Napa winemakers at Trinchero Family Estates to craft the Triple Threat Red Blend (“silky, soft, and jam-like”), Wood Duck Chardonnay (“crisp flavors of apple and pear”), and Miss Priss Pink Moscato (“passion fruit with a hint of vanilla”). The wines are rumored to be both approachable and easy-to-drink, and Robertson has made it clear that he doesn’t think tasty vino needs to be highfalutin.

“Yuppie folks ain’t the only ones who can enjoy good wine. This is good wine for good people, and it’s made by good people,” Robertson tells PEOPLE of the collection, which retails for less than $10 a bottle at select Walmart stores.

Sounds like the kind of stuff destined for the mason jars during Miss Kay’s famous family dinners. Though we can’t help but wonder, which varietal will pair best with boiled squirrel?

—Lexi Dwyer

FILED UNDER: Food , Wine

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Ray Burns on

I think it sounds like it would be worth a taste

michelle on

Hey….be sure you taste it. We got some and it is really really good. Will be buying more. We got the red. Can’t wait to try the while and rose. 🙂

Anonymous on

Waahhh so much for contributing to the major alcoholic cop-out of a ‘christian’ nation. Lets just throw in the towel and let Satan have the reigns.

Sherrie Moore on

Everyone has there own idea of what is right and wrong. To me this is the worst thing that the Robertson could have done. Drinking is not okay. I never thought I would see this family support something like this. Christians have enough against us already and to me this just fuels the fire. There should be no room is God fearing people’s lived for alcohol. I wish they would do away with this. They are making enough money as is .

Anonymous on

I love the Robertsons, But seriously liquor you have got to be kidding , I am sadded on this decision

penny Smith on

Can’t wait till it comes to the public

Jesse Meeks Jr. on

My wife and I bought a bottle of the Triple Threat. I have to say it had a good body and berry after taste.

tommy gillispie on

It.s a lot of kids that looks up to y’all and you made your money I thought with values and the lord it says in the bible the lord drink fermented wine. Mr.Roberson don’t hide behind the fish it.s not OK to drink look what is did to so many people.so I know one man want affect you or your show but my TV WILL NOT BE ON DUCK dynasty again and the things that indorst your show will go. I can teach kids how to drink bud light / Jose/Vodka that will be az ex as shrinking wine.but just look at what drugs and drinking is doing to our country and how many kid are going hungry over it and how many are being killed on our roads and your going too endorce it. NO THANKS just a another redneck that love our LORD

Brittany on

The bible actually says you are not to be a drunkard.
I’m going to ask you to please go back and read before popping off with your uneducated assumptions.
Good day.

Anonymous on

So disappointing! I really thought you were above that. I guess greed can make us rationalize anything.

johnny patton on

I thought y’all were a Christian based family but I guess your just money hungry. This just goes to show you just threw out the window your true colors. Your influence has just been compromised and the devil just won.

Anonymous on

Wine in church? Hypocrites.

kellie alzner on

Miss Priss is awesome love it my all time favorite

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