So Fetch: We Need These Mean Girls-Inspired Candies
Paramount/Everett; Courtesy Dylan’s Candy Bar
We wish we could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, but until science figures out the logistics of that, these new snacks will definitely do.
Dylan’s Candy Bar and Paramount Pictures teamed up to create a hilarious line of goodies inspired by Mean Girls, the iconic 2004 film starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried and Lacy Chabert.
Some of the treats — which, it should be noted, will only be funny to people who’ve seen the movie — include “Burn Book” cookies, “You Go Glen Coco” hot cocoa, “Is Butter a Carb?” buttered popcorn-flavored jelly beans and “Kalteen” chocolate bars. You can also purchase fashionable, non-edible accessories, including a feisty “Get in Loser, We’re Going Shopping” tote and “Her Hair is So Big Because It’s Full of Secrets” hair ties. All items will retail between $3.25 and $32.
The collection was designed to celebrate National Mean Girls Day on October 3, and yes, that is a day that exists. (We were surprised, too.)
The Mean Girls treats will be available online starting September 1.
In the meantime, we’ll be staring at these photos, wishing that a sequel would actually happen.
—Maria Yagoda, @mariayagoda