Keep Your Pizza Near You at All Times with This New Pizza Pouch Necklace

10/01/2015 at 05:26 PM ET


The worst part about pizza has always been that it isn’t near you at all times. Thanks to this revolutionary new product, that’s all about to change.

A new piece of neckware called the Portable Pizza Pouch, sold on Stupidiotic, allows you to bring your pizza with you wherever you go.

How? By wearing it around your neck as a fashion statement.

Simply fill your zip-locked plastic pouch with whichever type of pizza you desire  pepperoni, olive, veggie, mushroom, oh God, we’re hungry now and wear it with you all day, to meetings or dates or tennis lessons, taking bites as you please.

“Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready,” the website’s description reads. “BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.”

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The glam and, may we add, super useful piece of neckware costs just $8.00.


But don’t get too excited you may have to wait a bit for your pouch to arrive in the mail.

“Due to the sudden (understandable) popularity and limited stock on hand, these may not ship until October 18. Be patient. Be strong. They will come,” the website says.

—Maria Yagoda, @mariayagoda

FILED UNDER: Food , Food News , Pizza

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Kaycee on

More proof of the dumbing down of America.

RickFromTexas on

As much as I love a good pizza, this is a horrible idea! When Pizza Rat hears about this he’ll tell all his friends, we’re doomed I tells ya!

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