This New Bacon-Scented Underwear Is Proof That We Can Have It All

11/30/2015 at 12:22 PM ET

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Finally, there’s an undergarment that’s as bacon-oriented as you are.

Food company J&D’s Foods is poised to take over the lingerie industry with their new product: Bacon Underwear, which claims to be the world’s first underwear designed to look and smell like bacon (as opposed to most of our clothes, which smell like pork as a product of our lifestyle choices.)

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“Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” reads a statement from the company. “Each pair is hand crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.”

The item comes in both women’s and men’s styles at $19.99 and claims it will “continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year.”

RELATED: Everything Tastes Better Wrapped in Bacon  Even Oreos

But be warned: bacon underwear is not for everyone.

“J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zoopkeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers),” the company said.

— Maria Yagoda, @mariayagoda

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On a clear day, you can see forever—or at least that’s the wicked thought behind L.A. designer Agi Berliner’s transparent idea: see-through jeans. Exhibitionists notwithstanding, most folks wear them over bathing suits or as attention-getting evening wear with halters, garter belts and body stockings. Created for the disco crowd, the $34 jeans are selling like, well, hot pants. In just six weeks, 25,000 pairs have already been sold in such major department store chains as Macy’s, Bonwit’s and Saks.

“What’s limiting American designers is that we’re afraid to do something different,” says Berliner, 32, a Hungarian émigré who fled with her family to the U.S. in 1956. Agi thought up the gimmick in London while marveling at the way plastics were being employed by designers of punk fashion. In her L.A. office, where she designs for La Parisienne junior sportswear, Agi spent five days on the phone and six weeks testing to come up with the right plastic.

Agi herself tried out the French-cut jeans with the zipper in front, and quickly found several problems: Some plastics tore away from stitching, others wouldn’t bend and all fogged with perspiration. The ideal material proved to be a vinyl supplied by a bookbinder. The steam was eliminated with a series of vents behind the knees and in the crotch. “They’re no hotter than polyester pants,” claims Agi, “and if you wear them with tights, they won’t stick to your legs.”

Whatever the discomfort and despite the problem of Saturday night feverishness, discomaniacs report one major advantage of the plastic pants: no laundry bills. To keep Berliner’s see-through jeans clear, all the wearer needs is a little Windex.

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Carrotthebunny on

Gross!

Porki on

But why?????

Peachy on

Clearly it’s a gag gift people.

Sandy on

Hmmm…Now I need a tomato-scented bra and an Eau d’ lettuce headband! I wonder if I can find these at La Perla?

iamtrue2bill on

This is wrong on so many levels…

kevin kling on

farts ballsweat n bacon, yummers!!!

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