12 Indulgent Recipes You Can Make Because You’re Not on Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s Super-Strict Diet

01/06/2016 at 02:36 PM ET

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Truth: We have never been happier to not be Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady.

Why, you ask? Well, in case you’re just beginning to break out of holiday hibernation mode, the Internet nearly exploded yesterday after learning of the genetically blessed couple’s ridiculously strict diet.

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The supermodel and NFL player’s personal chef Allen Campbell revealed the pair’s super-healthy eating regimen, which he deemed to be eighty percent vegetables and whole grains, in an interview with Boston.com. The remaining 20 percent, he says, is comprised of organic lean meats. They also stay away from white sugar, flour, MSG, fungus, dairy, and certain vegetables like tomatoes and eggplant due to their lack of anti-inflammatory properties.

While this sounds like near torture to us — a life without burgers, cupcakes and endless apple pie doesn’t seem as fun/fulfilling, TBH — Brady and Bündchen have succeeded in making us feel #blessed to not be a celebrity for once.

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Keep scrolling to see a list of foods the duo probably, most likely, definitely can’t eat — but you definitely should. No judgments! We’re just happy there’s plenty to go around.

1. Mindy Kaling’s ‘Spicy and Cheesy’ Umami Burger
2. Five-Ingredient Balsamic Chicken with Roasted Tomatoes
3. A Real Housewife‘s Very Own Almond Joyous Cheesecake
4. Mini Salted Caramel Apple Pies
5. Chocolate Chunk Oatmeal Cookies (A favorite of Taylor Swift‘s!)
6. Mac ‘n’ Cheese Muffins
7. Pizza Dip
8. Baked Brown Sugar Chicken Wings
9. Ramen Bacon Grilled Cheese Sandwich
10. Funfetti Pancakes
11. Sausage, Artichoke and Goat Cheese Egg Bake
12. Mississippi Mud Pie

—Grace Gavilanes

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On a clear day, you can see forever—or at least that’s the wicked thought behind L.A. designer Agi Berliner’s transparent idea: see-through jeans. Exhibitionists notwithstanding, most folks wear them over bathing suits or as attention-getting evening wear with halters, garter belts and body stockings. Created for the disco crowd, the $34 jeans are selling like, well, hot pants. In just six weeks, 25,000 pairs have already been sold in such major department store chains as Macy’s, Bonwit’s and Saks.

“What’s limiting American designers is that we’re afraid to do something different,” says Berliner, 32, a Hungarian émigré who fled with her family to the U.S. in 1956. Agi thought up the gimmick in London while marveling at the way plastics were being employed by designers of punk fashion. In her L.A. office, where she designs for La Parisienne junior sportswear, Agi spent five days on the phone and six weeks testing to come up with the right plastic.

Agi herself tried out the French-cut jeans with the zipper in front, and quickly found several problems: Some plastics tore away from stitching, others wouldn’t bend and all fogged with perspiration. The ideal material proved to be a vinyl supplied by a bookbinder. The steam was eliminated with a series of vents behind the knees and in the crotch. “They’re no hotter than polyester pants,” claims Agi, “and if you wear them with tights, they won’t stick to your legs.”

Whatever the discomfort and despite the problem of Saturday night feverishness, discomaniacs report one major advantage of the plastic pants: no laundry bills. To keep Berliner’s see-through jeans clear, all the wearer needs is a little Windex.

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Kate on

It’s called “eating healthy.” More people should try it. It also can be delicious.

:) on

So we go from pretentious to glutinous. I don’t see why healthy eating for 6 days and a day off for some treats is a bad thing. Who can live without a cookie?? Moderation is key.

michele on

so annoying the anti health/taking care of your body brigade it still at in 2016. I guess thats part of why they are still on top in their professions way past the “cliche” expiration dates no?

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