The Least Cheesy Valentine’s Day Cards for Every Person in Your Life

02/10/2016 at 05:09 PM ET

Valentine's Day Cards

While most people like to ring in Valentine’s Day with chocolates, flowers and a ridiculously fancy dinner date, we prefer to celebrate the holiday with a horror movie marathon while cuddling on the couch with bae and a plate of tacos. Lots of tacos.

And when it comes to gifts, nothing tugs at our heart strings more than receiving a totally sweet and undeniably quirky Valentine’s Day card that may or may not hold a Chipotle gift card inside. Yep, not even Adele‘s 25 on vinyl comes close (sorry, Adele.)

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In honor of Cupid’s big day, we rounded up the cutest, least cheesy Valentine’s Day cards in existence (like the one above) that won’t cause even the slightest acid reflux in pessimistic, jaded folks. That’s a triumph in itself.

Keep scrolling to see a handful of unconventional love notes to gift your BFF, crush, S.O. and everyone else in your life.

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For the person in your life who can’t seem to get Drake’s “Hotline Bling” out of his/her head:

Valentine's Day Cards

Available on Etsy for $7.89.

For the person in your life who is convinced “they” don’t want you to have anything nice in life, making their (and DJ Khaled’s) sole goal to prove “they” wrong (#BlessUp):

Valentine's Day Cards

Available on Etsy for $7.89.

For the person in your life who is not only a die-hard Star Wars fan, but is also always around to awkwardly gawk at you during an asthma attack:

Valentine's Day Cards

Available at Etsy for $4.

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For the person in your life who aced every geology exam in high school and college:

Valentine's Day Cards

Available on Paper Freckles for $4.

For the person in your life who is coming to terms with a bacon obsession:

Valentine's Day Cards

Available at Paper Freckles for $4.

For the person in your life who will most likely never grasp how infuriating this is — despite being head-over-heels for him/her:

Valentine's Day Cards

Available on Etsy for $4.50.

So go forth and please your Valentine with any one of these gems this weekend. Before you know it, they’ll be humble bragging on Facebook, eager to show the world how thoughtful, cool and hilarious you really are. And isn’t that what V-Day is all about?

—Grace Gavilanes

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The Latest Craze in Disco Styles Is See-Through Jeans—but Beware of Foggy Bottoms

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The Latest Craze in Disco Styles Is See-Through Jeans—but Beware of Foggy Bottoms

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On a clear day, you can see forever—or at least that’s the wicked thought behind L.A. designer Agi Berliner’s transparent idea: see-through jeans. Exhibitionists notwithstanding, most folks wear them over bathing suits or as attention-getting evening wear with halters, garter belts and body stockings. Created for the disco crowd, the $34 jeans are selling like, well, hot pants. In just six weeks, 25,000 pairs have already been sold in such major department store chains as Macy’s, Bonwit’s and Saks.

“What’s limiting American designers is that we’re afraid to do something different,” says Berliner, 32, a Hungarian émigré who fled with her family to the U.S. in 1956. Agi thought up the gimmick in London while marveling at the way plastics were being employed by designers of punk fashion. In her L.A. office, where she designs for La Parisienne junior sportswear, Agi spent five days on the phone and six weeks testing to come up with the right plastic.

Agi herself tried out the French-cut jeans with the zipper in front, and quickly found several problems: Some plastics tore away from stitching, others wouldn’t bend and all fogged with perspiration. The ideal material proved to be a vinyl supplied by a bookbinder. The steam was eliminated with a series of vents behind the knees and in the crotch. “They’re no hotter than polyester pants,” claims Agi, “and if you wear them with tights, they won’t stick to your legs.”

Whatever the discomfort and despite the problem of Saturday night feverishness, discomaniacs report one major advantage of the plastic pants: no laundry bills. To keep Berliner’s see-through jeans clear, all the wearer needs is a little Windex.

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